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  • صبح اٹھ کر الله کا شکر ادا کرو کے تم زندہ ہو اور پھر اسکے بعد برش کرو تاکہ دوسرے بھی زندہ رہیں

  • جب میں اداس ہوتا ہوں تو گانا گاتا ہوں پھر مجھے تسلی ہو جاتی ہے کہ میری آواز میرے حالات سے بھی زیادہ خراب ہے

  • Jab main udaas hota hoon tou gaana gaata hoon Phir mujhe tasali ho jati hai ke meri awaz mere halaat se bhi zyada kharab hai.


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Whatsapp Status | Funny whatsapp status | Whatspp attitude status
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Whatsapp Status | Funny whatsapp status | Whatspp attitude status
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  • بابا جی کہتے ہیں یہ بات کالے لوگوں نے ہی پھیلائی ہے کہ...کالے لوگ وفا کرتے ہیں

  • Baba jee kehte hain ye baat kaale logon ne hi phelai hai ke....kaale log wafa karte hain.




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  • ایک شیخ صاحب دو گھنٹے فون پر بات کرنے کے بعد فوت ہو گئے. کیونکہ وہ پیکج لگانا بھول گئے تھے

  • Ek sheikh sahb do ghante phone par baat krne ke baad foat ho gye. Kyunke wo package lgana bhool gye thy.




  • تندوری روٹی میں پتا نہیں نمک ہوتا ہے یا پسینہ، پر ہوتی بہت مزے کی ہے

  • Tandoori roti main pata nahi namak hota hai ya paseena, pr hoti bohat mazy ki hai.



  • چاہے جتنا بھی پڑھ لو، جتنے بھی اچھے گریڈز لے لو. کبھی بھی اور سناؤ کا جواب نہیں دے پاؤ گے

  • Chahe jitna bhi parh lo, jitne bhi ache grades le lo. Kabhi bhi Aur Sunao ka jawab nahi de pao ge.




  • Wo kehny laga Dil toot kr kesa laga .... Meny bh ek mu par rakh k di or kaha esa laga 

  • Acha khasa insaan gora hony wala hota hai ki phir garmiyan a jati hai.

  • Jaisy jaisy umer bharta hai din ba din insan ameer hota jata hai chaandi balon me, sona hathon me, moti ankhon me, sugar khoon me our mehengy pathar kidney me paye jaty hai yahi zindagi ki sachayi hai.



  • Meri macharon se apeal hai kaatna hai to kaato ye kaan ke paas akar bee bee bee bee karny wali kiya begharati hai.


  • Dekh bhai phone me mooj our choti si sooch kabhi aagy nai bharny dyti .

  • Darpook hai wo log jo exams ke time online nahi aaty jigar chahiye time barbaad karny ke liye.

  • Insaan sabsy ziada parishaan tab hota hai jab koi janny wala wegan me mil jaye our donon soch me parein ki kiraya kon de ga.

  • Internet ke kamalaat kal raat internet nahi chal raha tha to me ghar walon ke paas ja kar beth giya yaar wo bi achy log hain.

  • Soraj single, chaand single, mareekh single, zameen single our me bi single kehny ka matlab hai ki har qeemti chiz single hoti hai.

  • Mery ishq ki bowling ne uski dil ki wicket to gira di lakin meri taqdeer to dekho uska baap umpire nikla.

  • Doston se problem share karni chahiye kyun ki namony aisy aisy solutions dety hain ki banda problem hi bhool jata hai.

  • Shaadi khud ki grilfriend se karni chahiye dosron ki girlfriend se to ghar waly bi karwa dety hain.

  • Aksar log apni biwi our girlfriend ko petrol pump ke bahar motorcycle se kyun utaar dety hain kyun ki pump per likha hota hai ki aag lagany wali chizen pump se door rakhein.

  • Shaadi ke pehly insaan mangetar ke bepanah chahta hai our shaadi ke baat sirf panah chahta hai.

  • Kehty hain agar dil de akhen band karo to life me jisko pyaar kiya uski tasweer dikhti hai to meny bi try kiya sala slide show start ho giya.

  • Pehly wo meri cozan thi me bolta tha wo sunti thi phir wo meri mangetar bani wo bolti thi me sunta tha ab wo meri begam ban gayi hai ham donon bolty hain our pura mohala sunta hai.

  • Kal ka kaam aj mat karo usko kal tak hi rakho kiya pata us kaam ko karny ki zarorat hi na pary.

  • Kiya apko apta hai ki popcorn ko garam tawey pe rakho to uchalta kyun hai kabhi khud tawey pe beth ke dekho phir pata chaly ga.

  • Waqat sadiyun se eik hi raftaar me chala aaraha hai bas atwaar ke din hi isky pichy kuty par jaty hai.

  • Log kehty hain hamesha apny dil ki suno par mujhy ye samaj nahi aati ki ab banda "dakh dakh" ka kiya matlab samjhy.

  • Log kehty hain hamesha apny dil ki suno par mujhy ye samaj nahi aati ki ab banda "dakh dakh" ka kiya matlab samjhy.



  • Muskorao issy pehly ki tumhari shaadi ho jaye.



  • Har kaam karny ka eik waqat hota hai jaisy ki "baat me".



  • Professor : Lacture khatam hony Kay bad.. koi sawal ho to puch layn....Sana: sir mai moti to nh lag rahi.



  • Uski yad main jam hth main utha Lia ..... Phir lagya bread par or kha Lia .... Dukh apni jaga pukh apni jaga



  • Kitna garoor hai tjhy apny husan par...meri nazar say dekh khud ko steel di koli warga mu ay tera

  • Block karny say rishty khatam nahi hoty.... bus DP dikhai nahi Deti

  • Bary Udas ho galib .. kahin Shadi shuda to nahi ho?

  • Lot ao or keh do... Mai Gatar main ghir gai thi.

  • Insan itna bura Bhi nahi hota Jitna Shinakhti CArd main Nazar Ata hai..... Or itna Acha bhi nahi hota jitna facebook main nazar ata hai.

  • Is ne kaha badal gaey ho tum ,.... menty bhi keh diya soft were update hua hai.

  • Esa lgta hai 6 din ghar waly ye sochty rehty hain k itwar waly din is sy kia kam karaya jaey.

  • Koi larki sotyla boyfriend hi bna ly..

  • Tumyn kia lagta hai galib ??? Humyn to har bar chuna lagta hai. 

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